casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

(via a-book-nut)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via suspend)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via ant0rm)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via suspend)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via outraged)